(welcome to my blog, small children,cause its pedo bear. :P I thought it was funny)

Well lets start off with an intorduction of MOI! I'm Emily Melanson, born June 15th, 14 years old. If you're a creepy pedo you can do the math and figure out the year. As you have just witnessed, I am a fan of sexual innuendoes, puns and "That's what she said" jokes :).

I'm not a pervert, I am a regular Moose Jaw teenager. I am only me. I don't try to be anyone other than that, so if you have a problem with that, you can go wank it while listening to Justin Beiber. I also like to swear, alot, I'll keep it down. But if you're offended, stop reading, if youhavn't already... I WILL SWEAR ALOT! I will use many nasty jokes, comments, etc.

You might be thinking, "What's with this little girl?She is 14! She should be listening to Miley Cyrus while going to church everyday!" That's not me, and as i said, I will only be me. So back with the description crap.

I used to live in Moose Jaw, Canada, Now i"m in Oromocto, Canada (long story, I will blog). If I'm not in school, thinking about Moose Jaw, I'm swimming, thinking about Moose Jaw, or talking to my friends... In Moose Jaw. I think together, we have established that if I'm not thinking about Moose Jaw, I'm seriously tripping balls on some crazy shit. And i will most likely wake up in Vegas, missing a tooth, with a tiger in my bathroom, with a crying baby in my hotelroom. (that joke is overused sorry!)

If you want to know more, check out my twitter @Emily_Melanson. Sorry for advertising (comment, rate, subscribe. JK) but it would be helpful if you want to know more about me. Also if you want to try to figure out this perverted, 14 year old who obviously needs a lifeand has not "experianced" the real world. And she will get a real newsflash. I'm onto you bitches! I didn't mention I'm S-M-R-T :)