Wednesday, March 31, 2010







So, on to the story, not really. Every time I start this story I introduce everyone who's involved, plus, just for you guys, a little description as well! Well the way I see them :P.




Jonathan: He is the definition of gay best friend. he's a caring gay (i mean guy) and one of the funniest people i know! I love him to death. Not much else needs to be said, there's too much!




Veronica: Easily, one of the best people I have ever met. She has been throuh alot of shit, especially recently, but that only makes her stronger . She is also GORGEOUS. Nuff' said :).




Nikki: She is my second mother!! She has always been there for me, she cares about me like no one else ever has. She is happily married and has 3 kids. ( I have alot of adult friends ). she runs the Teen Center, which will be described later. But she doesn't know certain parts of certain stories. She was also prego with her 3rd at the time.




Michelle: She is beutiful sister of Chad, who you will meet later. although she doesn't have a big part in my story, she is still important!!




Amy: Amy is my good friend, not the best, not the worst, but she's pretty damn great. She's awkward at times, but she totally gets me.




Darian: K, I've actually never met this chick,but i've talked to her before, by accident mostly. And I've heared stories about her from Chad. But she seems cool. But of course Im jealous of her, you'll see why later.




Scott: I gotta admit, he's really hott. But that's the only good thing I can really say about him. He's a doucher! He plays people,he's a complete D-I-C-K!


At first I thought he was dece, and I flirted with him a bit (you'll see later). But now the only reason he talks to me is to bad mouth my brother. Shall I repeat... D-I-C-K




And now the moment you've all been waiting for! The actual people that caused this story. The ones that cause all this shit. I love one, I Fucking detest one. They are the ones that caused good and bad things to happen. They are the "main characters" of the story. They are, Chad and Grace (ew). COMMENT BELOW ON WHO YOU WANT ME TO DESCRIBE FIRST!!!! :)




<3>Emily xoxo

Sunday, March 28, 2010

sorry! posting tomorrow


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Friday, March 26, 2010


(welcome to my blog, small children,cause its pedo bear. :P I thought it was funny)





Well lets start off with an intorduction of MOI! I'm Emily Melanson, born June 15th, 14 years old. If you're a creepy pedo you can do the math and figure out the year. As you have just witnessed, I am a fan of sexual innuendoes, puns and "That's what she said" jokes :).






I'm not a pervert, I am a regular Moose Jaw teenager. I am only me. I don't try to be anyone other than that, so if you have a problem with that, you can go wank it while listening to Justin Beiber. I also like to swear, alot, I'll keep it down. But if you're offended, stop reading, if youhavn't already... I WILL SWEAR ALOT! I will use many nasty jokes, comments, etc.






You might be thinking, "What's with this little girl?She is 14! She should be listening to Miley Cyrus while going to church everyday!" That's not me, and as i said, I will only be me. So back with the description crap.






I used to live in Moose Jaw, Canada, Now i"m in Oromocto, Canada (long story, I will blog). If I'm not in school, thinking about Moose Jaw, I'm swimming, thinking about Moose Jaw, or talking to my friends... In Moose Jaw. I think together, we have established that if I'm not thinking about Moose Jaw, I'm seriously tripping balls on some crazy shit. And i will most likely wake up in Vegas, missing a tooth, with a tiger in my bathroom, with a crying baby in my hotelroom. (that joke is overused sorry!)






If you want to know more, check out my twitter @Emily_Melanson. Sorry for advertising (comment, rate, subscribe. JK) but it would be helpful if you want to know more about me. Also if you want to try to figure out this perverted, 14 year old who obviously needs a lifeand has not "experianced" the real world. And she will get a real newsflash. I'm onto you bitches! I didn't mention I'm S-M-R-T :)

Wednesday, March 24, 2010







In this story, there are many, well, I wouldn't call them characters, because I didn't make them up. They are real, very real, just like this story. Try your best to keep up, it's not THAT poorly written, it's exactly the story I have told many, and they all understood. If you don't get it, either you are very retarded, or just incapable of understanding a personal story, written by me. Emily Melanson. A 14 year old teenager. Well I guess the second choice is pretty much the first choice. If you're already confused, good luck with the rest retard ;) !


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Tuesday, March 23, 2010









Well, seeing how this is my first blog, I guess I have the right to make it shitty. I need to figure out this website, make it look good, and I need to learn how to make it... more me. Well cheers to my first post.



*holds up an invisible beer* HURRAH!



*mom comes in and slaps me in the face* YOUR TOO FUCKING YOUNG TO DRINK!



*facepalm* welcome too my life.



:) bye <3>